Montecristo Especial No.2 (1981)

Produced: 1981
Made by: Laguito No. 2
Vitola: 513
Shape: Parejo
Ring Gauge: 38
Length: 6 inches
Purchased: Davidoffs, London, UK 2006.

Date: November 14th, 2006
Time: 9:30pm Central
Location: Hyatt Lost Pines, Austin, Texas
Conditions: Clear Skies, Balmy 75 degrees

The Locations
I’m attending the annual executive retreat in the Texas “Hill Country” just outside Austin, Texas. The Hyatt Lost Pines resort just opened in June and is nestled along the Colorado River.

A large and expansive property isolated inside a huge mesquite forest, the amenities are great for kids and families but it is infested with the largest beetles and flying bugs I’ve ever seen….welcome back to Tejas amigo!

A full 2 days of air-conditioned meetings, BBQ’s, iced tea and endless Powerpoint culminate in an evening session with James Carville and Mary Matalin. Polar political opposites that have been married for over 10 years, they gave their explanations for the latest election results as well as who they predicted would win in 2008. Buckle your seatbelts as both predicted that Hilary and Guiliani would run for President.

Mary formerly served as assistant to President Bush and counselor to Vice-President Cheney, and was the first White House official to hold that double title. She also makes frequent television appearances and has a particularly sharp wit and free-spirited repartee that makes for great entertainment.

James Carville (aka The Ragin Cajun) is America’s best known political consultant and has a long list of electoral successes with a knack for steering overlooked campaigns to unexpected landslide victories and for re-making political underdogs into upset winners. He is best known for getting Clinton into power in 1992. My favorite quote from him is "When your opponent is drowning, throw the son of a bitch an anvil." And of-course he has starred in multiple films and one of my classic favorites “Old School” with Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn.

It was a great evening and after dinner I spent time with some of my corporate associates at the fire pit by the river and smoked this exquisite cigar.

The Smoke!
Not an intimidating cigar that looks that impressive, this Especial No.2 would definitely surprise anyone with it’s incredible taste and finish. Having been kept in great condition at Davidoff’s in London, this was the last in a box that had been acquired back in the mid-80’s. The wrapper is in excellent condition with no perfections. I apply a standard cut as there is a small beautiful tie knob on the cap. The draw is delicate and it lights up very easily.

The experience starts off sweet and fruity and this is quite a delight to smoke in the humid, tepid conditions by the river in this Texas swamp. This size, which is identical in size to the Cohiba Coronas Especiales is particularly comfortable to hold given it’s smaller gauge.

As the smoke progresses, it evolves some spice and strength and finishes in a pronounced and robust manner….wow, what a great smoke and so easy to enjoy….wish I could find more of these 81’s! This was definitely ready to smoke and do not require any further ageing. I never have to relight or tend the puro as the ash is firm and breaks only twice during the 2 hours of enjoyment.

Home tomorrow as I need to get back to SFO and meet up with an old friend from OZ….and perhaps enjoy a smoke or two…


Rating: (4) OUTSTANDING
(5) Classic, (4) Outstanding, (3) Very Good, (2) Average, (1) Don’t Bother

Humidor: SMOKE NOW
Smoke Now, Smoke Soon:1–3 Years, Put Away:3–7 Years, Vault:7-12 Years, Inheritance Gift:12+ Years

Bolivar Lonsdale (1998)

Produced: 1998
Made by: Cervantes
Vitola: 507
Shape: Parejo
Ring Gauge: 42
Length: 6 1/2 inches
Purchased: Baranows, Melbourne, Australia, 2006.

Date: October 27th, 2006
Time: 9:00pm Pacific
Location: Greek Theatre, University of California, Berkeley, California
Conditions: Starry Skies, Mild 73 degrees



The Locations
It’s late Friday afternoon and L picks me up in SOMA so that we can get to the Greek Theatre for Tom Petty’s next to last concert of his Highway Companion tour. The Bay Bridge traffic is horrendous, so we stop short at The Salt House to wait it out.

Located in a century old renovated building, the restaurant is buzzing with young groovy urban types and a mass of waiters (there are 2 for every customer). Opened last week, they are still ironing out all the kinks so they take us without a reservation (a rarity in SFO). We are seated next to the owner (who also owns Town Hall), his wife and their baby daughter, who I nickname “carrot top”. Although our food took too long (apparently they overcooked my steak?), when it ultimately arrived it was fantastic…best chook L has ever had…which is saying something!

We arrive at the Greek in time to see the Dandy Warhols finish their last couple of songs. We have great seats (Section C, Row 1) and I mingle with the Berkeley crowd, a mixture of wealthy hippies, “liberal conservationists”, and some guy who sits next to me and starts meditation chanting! Being the conservative that I am, I decide to go incognito in my OBL getup…

As the air starts to reek of “Berkeley Buds”, Tom takes the stage… a no nonsense high energy performance of his greatest hits including “American Girl”, “Breakdown”, “Don’t Do Me Like That”, “Refugee”, “You Got Lucky”, “Runnin Down a Dream” and my personal favorite, “Free Fallin’”. Just as the show is hitting a fever pitch, Tom has to ruin it by introducing his special surprise guest….. Yes, it’s Stevie Nicks of Fleetwood Mac and they break into their duet “Stop Draggin my Heart Around”. Time has not been kind to poor Stevie, who is now obese, bloated and floats around the stage like some large grotesque humpty dumpty in a black billowing silk dress. She struggles through the song and is overly appreciative of performing at this sold out concert. Thankfully she joins the back-up singer almost off-stage.

After the duet, Tom kicks into some classic tracks from The Yardbirds . I motion to L we should head for the exits as a 50 something groupie (showing way too much cleavage and cellulite around the belly button) begins to heave her kielbasa all over the seats behind me…a clear signal that the show is almost over and I sense it will take us hours to get back to the city…besides, I want to smoke the Bolivar I have in my pocket.



The Smoke!
The more I smoke them, the more I am getting a greater appreciation for Bolivars. Without exception, every aged artifact I have smoked from this venerable brand has been great. This Lonsdale would keep the tradition going. It’s medium-firm and has a light brown color with some veins.

Well constructed, this cigar is in great condition and lights up almost instantly. The draw is smooth and straightforward and a pearl white ash develops. It’s a complex smoke and has a cedar woody taste. Combined with the taste, the size creates such an elegant and aristocratic smoking experience….where’s my smoking jacket when I need it most?


As we enter the city I wish this smoke could last longer. It seems the better smoking experiences tend to be with these smaller sizes. It now develops a nutty taste that is almost like butter…very unusual and quite delicious. This is indeed a VERY GOOD smoke that should be smoked soon.

Next week I will be reporting from Cigar Aficionado’s Big Smoke in Las Vegas!

Rating: (3) VERY GOOD
(5) Classic, (4) Outstanding, (3) Very Good, (2) Average, (1) Don’t Bother

Humidor: SMOKE SOON: 2007 - 2009
Smoke Now, Smoke Soon:1–3 Years, Put Away:3–7 Years, Vault:7-12 Years, Inheritance Gift:12+ Years

La Gloria Cubana Medaille D No. 2 (2000)

Produced: 2000
Made by: Dalias
Vitola: 507
Shape: Parejo
Ring Gauge: 43
Length: 6 3/4 inches
Purchased: Baranows, Melbourne, Australia, 2006.

Date: October 21st, 2006
Time: 3:00pm Pacific
Location: K&L’s Fete du Champagne, San Francisco, California
Conditions: Warm, Mild 79 degrees


The Locations
A warm day in the city with the endless (and mindless) tourists out in-force as we are making our way south-of-market to the annual K&L Wines, Fete du Champagne.

I convince L to stop at Fatt Dog so that I do not arrive with an empty stomach. Nothing like a kosher beef dog with sauerkraut, relish and Russian mustard before a Champagne tasting!






K & L Wines in my humble (non-compensated) opinion, is one of the best wine stores anywhere. The inventory is extensive and the staff is friendly and knowledgeable. Throughout the year they have a number of events and this annual pre-holiday Champagne party is very popular. In a large tent adjacent to the store we tasted both well known and boutique Champagnes.

Some that we really enjoyed included:

2000 Philippe Gonet Spécial Club Blanc de Blancs Grand Cru Champagne
Tarlant Brut Zero Champagne
Laurent Perrier Brut Champagne
Laurent Perrier "Grand Siecle" Champagne

The Laurent Perrier was a standout for me and I did succumb to purchasing some for the holidays. One of the owners of LP was very outgoing in sharing his knowledge and his female partner was, well, very pleasant!

The Champagne at Louis Roederer, Moet and Dom Pérignon were disappointing and seemed mass-produced compared to the others we sampled. Their representatives had an arrogance and air about them that one comes to expect in dealing with the Gauls. I don’t expect them to be grateful but come-on people…you are trying to sell product, right?

After sampling as much Champagne as I could and digging into the honey drizzled proscutto, peppers stuffed with tuna, shrimp cocktail and errrhhhhh, I’m starting to feel that Fatt Dog now…..we decided to take Amber for a walk so I could have my smoke.


The Smoke!
My first LGC was in fact a non-Cuban version that was rolled in Miami at the El Credito factory on Calle Ocho (SW 8th street). Ernesto Perez-Carrillo was standing outside on the corner and noticed me snooping around peering through the windows.

The factory was still a real factory and hadn’t become the shrine it would ultimately become. I was in Florida attending a conference and had decided one morning to explore Little Havana. This was back in 1996 before LGC, El Credito and Ernesto became popular from a Cigar Aficionado article. As some of us may remember, it was never the same after that exposure and their quality was severely impacted. El Credito was eventually bought out by General Cigar Company (The Wal-Mart of the cigar industry).




Suspecting that I was not a peeping tom, Ernesto invited me into the Factory and gave me a private tour. He selected a box and a free “handful” for me to take. He told me he was close to bankruptcy and that he appreciated me taking some of these back to California to share around. Little did we know how things would dramatically change for him.


After leaving Ernesto I recall having a Cuban coffee and smoking a robusto at a nearby café with the local residents, sweating like a pig and having heart palpitations from all the caffeine and nicotine working its way through my system….it was a great smoke and have always wanted to have “the real thing”.

Today is my first opportunity!

The La Gloria Cubana brand has a long pre-revolution history beginning in 1885. As with many Habanos it was bought and sold over the years and is now owned by the Partagas Factory. They are known for their quality and in-fact are very tough to find anywhere, even in the EU.

Light tan in color the cigar is in fairly good condition. It’s has a smooth wax sheen and there are a couple of pronounced veins running its length. The cap catches my eye as it has three layers neatly ringing the top.

This vitola is not a comfortable hold for me ….perhaps the gauge could be a little larger? I apply a traditional cut with my Zino and easily light up. A very mild earthy taste with some tobacco, it’s smooth and subtle and definitely creeps up on you. The ash is grey with some spots and stiff.

LGC’s are advertised as being blended for ageing and this could probably go another five years. The smoke has a long finish and begins to get a little more spice two thirds through. The aroma is very subtle and sophisticated; this is an enjoyableexperience and best suited late morning or after lunch.

I notice I am smoking this down to the stub….a VERY GOOD smoke that should be sampled soon. As I walk along the dog I figure I'll need to make that trip down to the island to get my hands on a box of these….


Rating: (3) VERY GOOD
(5) Classic, (4) Outstanding, (3) Very Good, (2) Average, (1) Don’t Bother

Humidor: SMOKE SOON: 2007 - 2009
Smoke Now, Smoke Soon:1–3 Years, Put Away:3–7 Years, Vault:7-12 Years, Inheritance Gift:12+ Years

Hoyo de Monterrey Double Coronas (2004)

Produced: 2004
Made by: Prominentes
Vitola: 612
Shape: Parejo
Ring Gauge: 49
Length: 7 5/8 inches
Purchased: Baranows, Melbourne, Australia, 2006.

Date: October 7th, 2006
Time: 8:00pm Pacific
Location: Private Home and The Biltmore Hotel, Santa Barbara, California
Conditions: Clear and bright sunshine, Mild 73 degrees


The Locations
Looming on the calendar for months, I take the Friday morning “puddle-jumper” out of fog-enshrouded SFO and 50 minutes later I am in a cab speeding along PCH on my way to The Santa Barbara Biltmore to attend L’s cousins’ wedding.

I arrive at the old Biltmore which has been totally renovated and is an amazing indulgence of old world luxury and serenity. The accommodations, service and food are typical Four Seasons excess with someone always asking if they can offer assistance or give you a bottle of water (bloody Southern California!). A hangout for adulterous weekends by Hollywood, one can literally disappear into the lush foliage never to be seen or heard from again.

In-front of me at the check-in, Steven Cojokaru’s lap dog starts urinating on the beautiful Mexican tile floor. Cojo squeals with glee as three uniformed attendants instantly appear with mops and I realize how delightful it is to be back just north of La La Land.









The cousin’s nuptials have all the signs of being a the night of living hell. Making polite conversation with strangers, eating tepid warm fish or beef, drinking cheap wine, listening to ill-prepared speeches and having to dance to some Sinatra or Rod Stewart wedding ditty.

We arrive at a “friends” home in the low rent part of Montecito. We arrive on-time but the ceremony has actually started early. The invitation says 3:00pm and the bride and groom were already down the aisle at 2:55pm…what the hell is that all about? Was someone having second thoughts and was pressured to rush things along?

The ceremony is over in 5 minutes and the poolside cocktail reception drags on for 2 hours in the blazing sun before food is served. By the time the buffet line opens up, the mushroom risotto looks like Chinese sticky rice, and the salmon filet takes on the appearance of charcoaled carrot sticks.



There was no MC so the Groom and his buddies are in the pool house watching the ball game. The brides’ friend, who loaned the house for the wedding, has just delivered a somewhat insulting and defamatory speech about the bride, and publicly anointed a few chosen neophytes to join her in the main house (off-limits to everyone else so the sign on the window states) to enjoy their private French Champagne. I felt like I was back at Grimwade House being hunted down by the anti-Semites.



My only saving grace is that out of the corner of my eye I notice the kids table has fried chicken tenders, fries and a huge bowl of ketchup! As I lean over the 5 year olds to help myself, one of them starts screaming for Mommy because someone is “STEALING” their food.

All hell breaks loose as Mommy runs to the rescue accusing me of child abuse, so I quickly skipped over to the lawn and pulled out this extraordinary cigar.






The Smoke!

To me the HDM Double Corona exudes class. I first saw one of these over 12 years ago when I was invited to a charity event and had the fortune of seeing Milton Berle smoking one. It was at the Beverly Hilton back in the glory days when one could still smoke in-doors in California. Known for smoking El Producto's, I’ll never forget that Uncle Milty had two extra DC’s stashed into his tuxedo jacket pocket….geez, how many did he smoke in a day?!

I picked this one up 6 months ago and it is in excellent condition. No flaws it’s a dark tan and feels firm and smooth. I apply a cat’s eye and notice a crisp cut indicating some freshness that might benefit from just a little more ageing. The pre-light smell is subtle and aromatic.







It fires up easily and the taste and aroma are exquisite. As I take a deep draw, I immediately forget about the “chicken tender” incident. The ash is very firm and almost snow white.





L is signaling me to return to the table and they still haven’t cut the cake and it’s 7:30pm…..don’t these people know there is an agenda and schedule to keep at these things?? As the Barry Manilow tunes start to play, I wave the parking valet ticket at L and trot off to get the car to enjoy this beautiful smoke.


Rating: (5) CLASSIC
(5) Classic, (4) Outstanding, (3) Very Good, (2) Average, (1) Don’t Bother

Humidor: SMOKE SOON: 2007 - 2009
Smoke Now, Smoke Soon:1–3 Years, Put Away:3–7 Years, Vault:7-12 Years, Inheritance Gift:12+ Years

Rafael Gonzalez Coronas Extra (1981)

Produced: 1981
Made by: Coronas Gordas
Vitola: 505
Shape: Parejo
Ring Gauge: 46
Length: 5 5/8 inches
Purchased: Davidoff, London, UK, 2006.

Date: September 30th, 2006
Time: 6:00pm Pacific
Location: 2006 San Francisco Greek Food Festival, San Francisco, California
Conditions: Overcast, Temperate 68 degrees

The Locations
I’m starving! This frickin organic-vegetarian-natural-fiber-low-carb-low-fat-green-tea-mumbo-jumbo diet that L has me on is driving me nuts. I want some meat and fat… and I want it now! I’m desperate and if I suggest a steak at Harris’s or a burger at Myth she’ll cotton onto me. And so I deftly suggest: “Hey honey, how about we do something cultural & ethnic tonight and experience the Greek Festival”? By carefully omitting the word “Food” from the festival description, we were on our way down to the Mission District with visions of Souvlaki dancing in my head.

As we crossed over Market Street and approached the Annunciation Greek Orthodox Cathedral (alarm bells will ring if I cross the threshold), I could see the billowing smoke from the open BBQ pits. Oh joy, this is going to be good.

The Greek culture really focuses on family and enjoying food and although I am not Greek, I really enjoy the cuisine. There’s something about the wine, food and erhhhh, their friendliness that is very inviting. Having grown up in a city that has the largest Greek population outside of Greece, I have an appreciation for mixing meat and yoghurt (not kosher, right?). The first person to correctly email me the identity of that city will receive a Cohiba Siglo VI!

As we entered the Cathedral grounds, I conducted a quick reconnoiter and started salivating. Food glorious food! BBQ’d Lamb, Pork, Octopus, Chicken all basted in amazing herbs and spices on open grills. At each station there were these elderly Greek gentleman (most of them named Nick or Nicky or Nicholas or Con) eagerly throwing meat at me as if they knew of my dietary purgatory.

We wandered around squeezing through the attractive all Greek crowd sampling the Pastitsio, Moussaka, Spanakopites, Tiropites, Stuffed Bell Peppers, Dolmathes, Greek Style Green Beans, and my favorite, a variety of spreads: taramosalata and skordalia. We had some mediocre Greek beer and then finished off with some spectacular pastries: Koulourakia, Galatobouriko, Baklava, Kataifi, Melomakarouna, Kourambiedes…. Pass me the pepto..

I grabbed a table near the fountain and watched the children dressed in their traditional costumes practicing for their upcoming dance performance. As L ran off to get some of those fried donut balls that are drizzled with honey and walnuts, I enjoyed the moment knowing full well that my menu for the next week would consist of wheat grass juice, cold tofu and raw grains…. It was at that point I reached for this Gonzalez.


The Smoke!
Muddy tan in color the cigar has a slight green tinge spot near the tip. It has solid construction with a beautiful yet understated cap. One hardly notices the band as the thin brown strip melds into the cigar. The lettering is miniscule and I struggle to read it even with my 2.5 multiple glasses.

This vitola is generally recognized as the best cigar made by Gonzalez. The full name of the brand is “Flor de Rafael Gonzalez Marquez” and it was created by a Spaniard named Marquez Rafael Gonzalez in 1928 for the British market. Once again, pandering to the British Empire! I guess back in those days when there was an empire, if you made it there, you could make it anywhere.

By 1936 the brand was acquired by Rey del Mundo Cigar Company and production was suspended in the early 1960’s to be resurrected in 1965. In the UK and especially by the guys at Davidoff it’s always been very highly regarded and was recommended by Zino Davidoff as an essential part of any aficionado’s collection.

I apply a cat’s eye cut and quickly get this smoke going. Initially it has a grassy flavor and a slight salty taste. The first third of the smoke is very pleasant and strong. As I progress, it starts to transition from a very good smoke to a truly outstanding experience. Not a subtle smoke, the flavors turn sweet with a floral and herbal taste. The salt is still on the lips (very different experience) but the herbal aroma is exquisite.

The folks at Davidoff told me they peak after about 10 years of ageing, so I’m very interested to see if this has faded since it’s over 20 years old. The final stage is even more pronounced and quite persistent. Still strong it becomes woody and sweet….this is an OUTSTANDING smoke that does not require any more ageing…. Clearly it should be enjoyed NOW.

L returns with the donut balls and they are absolutely wicked. We wander some more and I notice some interesting glances at me….”there is no bloody way I am extinguishing this smoke”….Oopah, better head for the exits before things get ugly.


Rating: (4) OUTSTANDING
(5) Classic, (4) Outstanding, (3) Very Good, (2) Average, (1) Don’t Bother

Humidor: SMOKE NOW
Smoke Now, Smoke Soon:1–3 Years, Put Away:3–7 Years, Vault:7-12 Years, Inheritance Gift:12+ Years

Romeo Y Julieta Hermoso #1 EL 2003

Produced: 2003
Made by: Briones Montoto
Vitola: Corona Gorda
Ring Gauge: 48
Length: 6 1/8 inches
Purchased: Baranows, Melbourne, Australia, 2006.

Date: September 23rd, 2006
Time: 8:00pm Pacific
Location: Nickel & Nickel Vineyard, Napa Valley, California
Conditions: Starry skies, Warm 80 degrees


The Purchase
This cigar was recommended by Ben at Baranow’s.


The Locations
The “Indian Summer” is in full bloom in Northern California. It’s Jewish New Year, and what more fitting way then to celebrate at a barn dance! Our friends at Far Niente are putting on their annual Harvest BBQ & Barn Dance party at their sister vineyard Nickel & Nickel.

Both Far Niente and Nickel & Nickel produce some spectacular single vineyard wine. I especially like the FN cabernets (see previous experience) and this evening we sampled some very tasty N&N Pinot and what has to be the most delicious desert wine, the FN 1999 Dolce….this stuff is addictive!

This was a rare opportunity to mix it up with the wine elite of Napa and Sonoma. Everyone was dressed in their “wine country casual”, translation: designer jeans, Loro Piana plaid shirts, Bottega Venetta boots and the applicable over-sized baubles. Lot’s of beautiful people who “have a place in the city” and “some grapes growing” either in Napa or Sonoma counties.



We helped ourselves to the buffet and sat under the stars next to the century old Gleason Barn that was painstakingly rebuilt from it’s roots back in New Hampshire. As the sun finally set, they lit up bonfires to keep us all warm as we listened to catchy country tunes from a quaint quartet.


At our table I had the chance to learn about the FN philosophy from Larry Maguuire, the President & CEO of Far Niente…. Well, actually, I was also pandering in the hope of getting access to even more beautiful wines. The food and conversation was too good for me to barn dance (gosh, darn it, sorry L!), so when the desert wine was served, I pulled out this R&J and began to enjoy it al fresco.



The Smoke!
This is an impressive looking cigar. This specimen is in excellent condition, smooth and shiny, medium brown wrapper, no visible flaws and well constructed from cap to tip. It’s a little firm, suggesting that further ageing is required which is not unexpected for Edicion Limitada (“EL”) cigars.

The EL lines have been a marketing coup for Habanos SA. First introduced in late 2000, a limited number were introduced internationally. In each box there is a note that states “The wrapper used for rolling this Habano has been specially selected from the top of the plant and aged during two years”. When I first heard that Habanos SA was starting to produce aged puros in commercial quantities it almost caused me to lose control of bodily functions.

The 2000 EL’s consisted of Hoyo de Monterrey Particulares, Montecristo Robustos, Partagas Piramides and Romoe Y Julieta Exhibicion No. 2. There was definitely a mystique about these incarnations and it has been exciting to see what will come next. Early on they were experiments in new vitolas and blends and the intent was for these cigars to be aged and gain maximum enjoyment. As such, smoking them early did result in some less than perfect experiences.

Since 2000 new EL’s have been introduced under various brands and vitolas. I make the practice of acquiring the latest batch and “laying them down” for at least 5 years, and re-sampling them as time progresses. No question about it, they are starting to improve with an investment in time.

As I light up this RJ I have a tinge of regret as I feel I might be smoking this too early. The beginning is slightly harsh and the draw requires some finesse. Once lit, I never had to touch it again. This is a medium strength smoke and there is some pepper overtones and a pronounced tobacco taste. Halfway through it does mellow and become more woody and aromatic. This is a nice average smoke mixing in with the BBQ and delicious wines. With more ageing and being PUT AWAY this could become a VERY GOOD smoke.

Uh oh, we have run out of Dolce and our transport back to the city, Joe in his souped up Navigator, is calling me on the cell. The smoke is at it’s end and I toss it into the adjacent vineyard…. Shessh, was it still lit?


Rating: (2) AVERAGE
(5) Classic, (4) Outstanding, (3) Very Good, (2) Average, (1) Don’t Bother

Humidor: PUT AWAY: 2009 - 2013
Smoke Now, Smoke Soon:1–3 Years, Put Away:3–7 Years, Vault:7-12 Years, Inheritance Gift:12+ Years

Sancho Panza Belicosos (1997)

Produced: 1997
Made by: Campanas
Size: Belicoso
Ring Gauge: 52
Length: 5 1/2 inches
Purchased: TomTom Cigars, London, UK, 2006.

Date: September 16th, 2006
Time: 8:00 PM Pacific
Location: Pasadero Country Club, Salinas, California
Conditions: Warm and balmy evening, 80 degrees


The Purchase
This is a spare cigar I picked up at TomTom’s when I was in London a couple of months ago. It was from a box that was acquired in Barcelona back in 1998. I had enjoyed these in the past and decided to see how well they have aged.

The Locations
We are on our way back down the peninsula to attend L’s 25th high school reunion in Salinas. We check-in to The Tradewinds Inn in Carmel, a “Balinese” themed studio hotel that welcomes Amber with a cookie and all the creature comforts. Saturday we have lunch with the M-in-law at my favorite casual place, Casanova’s, after which I have a nap in preparation for the big trip back in time.

Class reunions are an eerie study of life’s twists, turns and decisions. There are the winners, the losers, the near misses, the regrets and even the departed. As L met people, some for the first time in 25 years, one could instantly read assessments of how they had faired in the game of life. The performance metrics for men are slightly different for women. With men, it’s all about the hair line, the waist line, the line of credit, and if your mate selection “has legs”. For women, it’s about the lines on your face, the lines of jewels and if the mate selection has been “fruitful”.

To make life interesting, I donated the five-pack below to the silent auction. It managed to reach $300 before the spinach salesman bagged them.

There were all types of characters (and creatures) at the event. Most of which trying to relive the “glory days” that had long gone. There was Mike, the guy that thinks he has done better than everyone else, but really hasn’t. Strutting around like a peacock, he donated more than 90% of the silent auction prizes trying to showcase his net worth in some bizarre display of self-promotion. Then there was Brent the insurance agent that is a straight shooter who was funnier as he became more inebriated and pinned everyone’s name tags on his jacket.

There was the born-again Christian who sang (off-key) some period ballad from 1981, the guy who never got married “hitting on” old class mates, the spinach salesman from Salinas fretting about e-Coli bacteria, the teacher that was staring at any available cleavage, the “business development consultant” looking for pity and handouts, the snobby wife paralyzed with embarrassment when her husband, dressed like Wyatt Earp (with 10 gallon hat and long jacket), told me he would prefer to be in the hills oiling his guns.

It was an unbearably long evening of being the dutiful husband. The salad was limp, the steak was blue and the desert melted… all this for a $100 a seat, what a deal! As I watched ageing, intoxicated, balding, flabby men “making passes” at L, I could only delight in the wrath they would incur from their wives who were also witnessing their Neanderthal slobbering. I decided to make my way to the 18th green to smoke this Habanos.

The Smoke!
This brand does have a fairly long heritage. First registered in 1848 by the same German who registered the El Rey del Mundo, it was named after Don Quixote's faithful servant. The cigar actually dissappeared in 1898, but was revived in the 1920's. After being bought and sold over the years by multiple merchants, by the 1950's it became the most popular brand Spain.

After the revolution, the cigar has lost most of it's popularity. This is mainly due to the fact that they do require ageing to be enjoyed. Sancho's are still popular in Spain, which is where this one came from, but now only 7 models remain.

This Belicosos is renowned for being one of the mildest pyramide shape cigars. This specimen is in excellent condition. Slighly waxy feel to the wrapper, it is well constructed with a particularly sharp point on the cap. I make a traditional cap and it lights up very easily. I immediately taste a very strong grassy flavor and it is almost salty to the taste.

As I smoke my way through, the ash is stiff and white. The woody flavors start to become more pronounced but the draw is uneven. Perhaps this is not as well rolled as I percieved. Inspecting the end (see photo) it appears the layering is somewhat uineven.

The woody flavors are starting to become sweeter now and it seems that with even more ageing, this puro could evolve into a very good smoke. I have to work at keeping this alight as I am standing on the 18th green and the ocean breeze from Monterey Bay is starting to strengthen.

I look back at the club house and L is calling for me to take some photos... oh geez, when will this night end? The belicosos is closing down and even though it was an average smoke, it will definitely get better with more ageing. I turn toward the clubhouse to face the music... not to worry, I have a Cohiba Sublime to sample tomorrow.

Rating: (2) AVERAGE
(5) Classic, (4) Outstanding, (3) Very Good, (2) Average, (1) Don’t Bother

Humidor: VAULT: 2011 - 2018
Smoke Now, Smoke Soon:1–3 Years, Put Away:3–7 Years, Vault:7-12 Years, Inheritance Gift:12+ Years

Trinidad Robusto Extra (2004)

Trinidad Robusto Extra (2004)
Produced: 2004
Made by: Laguito
Size: Parejo with pigtail
Ring Gauge: 50
Length: 6 1/8 inches
Purchased: Baranows, Melbourne, Australia, 2006.

Date: September 10th, 2006
Time: Noon Pacific
Location: San Rafael, Marin County, California
Conditions: Clear skies, Warm 80 degrees


The Purchase
This cigar was highly recommended by Ben at Baranow’s. Wal told me he has archived away a number of boxes, as he believes further ageing will produce a classic smoke.

The Locations
It’s going to be a hectic Sunday and I have some “honeydews” (Honey can you do this…. Honey, can you do that…), one of which is a visit to the Bay Area Pet Fair and Adoptathon (don’t bother looking in the dictionary).


I love dogs….but this is a ridiculous display of gratuitous consumption and capitalism at it’s finest. In addition to the adoption agencies there are dog massages, dog psychic readings, organic “Zen” dog treats (which taste pretty good), dog portraits / photographs, and even a Lawyer who will adjust your will because “After you’re gone…. Your doggie still needs you”! What am I going to do, leave my cigars to Amber?

With the all the barking and yelping, side-stepping of dog feaces and urine, the blazing heat in Marin (it must have been 80 degrees) and the endless oodling of “isn’t that dog adorable”, I turn to Leslie and plead to be excused so I can return to the car to smoke my Trinidad.

The Smoke!
As you are probably aware, the Trinidad brand was used as official diplomatic gifts from the Cuban Government to foreign dignitaries and politicians. Interestingly, Castro never used Trinidad’s for his personal gifts, as he always preferred to hand out Cohiba’s. This is his preferred approach that is still practiced today, and as a result, the Trinidad brand has never recovered in playing “second fiddle” to Cohiba…. An unfair designation for such a great cigar.

The Trinidad brand was created in 1969 and had no pre-revolution history. It’s probably the most mysterious brand and was relatively unknown until it was released to the public in 1997. Up until very recently, they were available only in the Laguito No. 1 size (gauge: 38, length: 71/2”). This robusto is part of the new breed of models that were slowly marketed beginning in 1997.

What an incredible piece of art this cigar is. The construction is beautiful and the pigtail on the cap is a sight to behold. It reminds me of the fried won tons that are thrown at you at a Yank Sing dim sum fest Sunday brunch. I would love to witness the rolling as it must require additional origami skill to get the twist just right. I feel somewhat destructive as I cut the cigar with my Zino and snip off the pigtail. I was tempted to use my “cat’s eye”, but became anxious that a misalignment might cause some unraveling.

The cigar has a light tan / chocolate appearance with some plume. There are no visible flaws or veins and has a firm feel but is not hard. I light up and the draw is good and even. The initial taste is sweet and mild and it starts to develop stronger as I progress through. The ash is spotted and stiff.

As I enjoy this smoke I note what a pleasure the gauge and length are. Calling this a Robusto is somewhat a misnomer, as it is more elegant and reminds me of a shorter and more substantial Churchill.

The first set of the 39th US Open is almost over and I need to get back to the big screen before the Swiss guy kills the Yank. It will have to wait, as I cannot bring myself to extinguish this VERY GOOD smoke. At the end, it becomes even sweeter and stronger with no bitterness. It would still benefit from some ageing and I anticipate in 5 years this will become outstanding.

Rating: (3) VERY GOOD
(5) Classic, (4) Outstanding, (3) Very Good, (2) Average, (1) Don’t Bother

Humidor: PUT AWAY: 2009 - 2013
Smoke Now / Smoke Soon:1–3 Years / Put Away:3–7 Years / Vault:7-12 Years / Inheritance Gift:12+ Years

Cuaba Distinguidos Millenium Reserve (1998)

Produced: 1998
Made by: Romeos
Size: Perfecto
Ring Gauge: 52
Length: 6 1/8 inches
Purchased: Vancouver Cigar Company, Vancouver BC, 2006.

Date: September 1st, 2006
Time: Noon Pacific
Location: Salinas, California
Conditions: Clear sunny skies, 70 degrees


The Purchase
This commemorative jar was purchased at Vancouver Cigar Company in Vancouver, BC. It was widely believed that these jars were sold out years ago, but in January 2006, Habanos SA discovered 12 jars that had been overlooked in the back storage area of their distribution facility in Havana. VCC was allocated one of these jars, and my dear friend Trevor gave me first dibs….. Thanks Trev!

The Locations
I’ve recently been livin “high on the hog” and so this Labor Day weekend I’ve decided to bring it down a notch, or three! Due to a violent allergic reaction to Cat saliva, I never stay at the mother-in-laws. As a result, I find myself in the dead of night gingerly approaching the Salinas Courtyard Marriott. It’s conveniently located off the tranquil CA101 next to the Costco, Burger King, Taco Bell, Dunkin Donut, In n Out, Krispy Kreme, Home Depot…. Starting to get the picture?

The Courtyard is the low-end brand for Marriott, the “McDonalds” of the overnight sojourn: 50 thread count sheets, rubberized shower curtains, flakey soap, instant coffee, hermetically sealed toilet seats….such an inviting ambience.


After a sleepless night thanks to the Under 18 year old El Salvador boys soccer team, I have breakfast with Leslie (yes, she and Amber stay at home with Mommy) and we pay a visit to the only cigar store in Salinas, The Cigar Box. The proprietor, Ed Crosby (no relation to Bing), doesn’t exactly welcome us with open arms.

Ed is rather a sad person, and as you can see from the photos, so is his store. I ask him the standard question and he immediately accuses us of being ATF (Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms) agents.



I try to warm Ed up by complimenting him on his smoking Indian, or is that a smoking Pharaoh, that is wearing sunglasses and respectfully holding the Stars & Stripes…. ?? He just grimaces and returns to watching a ball game.

It’s my custom to always purchase at least something when I visit a tobacconist. It’s similar to feeling compelled to making that donation during Lent or Yom Kippur when they pass around the collection plate and the guilt or shame really eats at you. In Ed's case, his inventory, or lack thereof, is making this a particulary difficult donation.

Ed has been meticulous in targeting his customer segment: the Agricultural Field Laborer and the Fallen Urban Cowboy. I end up by acquiring a Dominican that I will “re-gift” at some corporate function. We tearfully bid Ed adieu and go for a walk on Carmel beach so that I can enjoy my Cuaba.


The Smoke!
According to Habanos SA, approximately 6,000 porcelain jars were made, with them all being sold out by 2002. I was strongly advised not to open the jar and put these away for at least 10 years. Of course I couldn’t resist, and so I selected a couple to sample now, and have safely deposited the jar in my vault…. See you in 2016.

This is a fascinating looking cigar. It’s tapered and has a very comfortable fit between the fingers. I’d heard that these Cuaba’s were not as good as the other Commemorative Jars, the Cohiba Piramides (previous review) and the Montecristo Robustos. I was to be pleasantly surprised. The wrapper is in excellent condition and has a dark tan color with absolutely no flaws.

A somewhat waxy feel the puro has almost a brilliant sheen. I applied a traditional cut, as the tip is far too tapered for a cats eye. The smoke lights up easily which is deceptive when one surveys the bulbous end, anticipating that it might require a number of attempts.

The first few draws require some work, but after 30 seconds, the experience is flawless. Stronger than the other two jars, this has a distinctive tobacco taste that has hints of wood and leaves. It has a consistent flavor all the way to the end and is really a very nice smoke that will definitely benefit from more ageing. If blogs, web 2.0 or I still exist ten years from now, look for my follow-up review on this Cuaba.

Rating: (3) VERY GOOD
(5) Classic, (4) Outstanding, (3) Very Good, (2) Average, (1) Don’t Bother

Humidor: VAULT: 2013 - 2016
Smoke Now, Smoke Soon:1–3 Years, Put Away:3–7 Years, Vault:7-12 Years, Inheritance Gift:12+ Years